[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke Funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi
ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin,
sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai? 
Sadhu: Nahin 
TT: Chalo 
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein

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I’d climb the highest mountain.
I’d swim the ocean blue,
I’d do anything my dear- Just to get
away from you

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an
item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss
in paise

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I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds
ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings
4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start
luving more ALPHABETS.

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Once in a jungle all the animals were
eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe
was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi
pasand MANIKCHAND

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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