[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

KUCH BAATE KRKE RULA NA DENA
CHUP REHKE SAZA NA DENA
AAJ DIN ME TO PHON KAT DIYA THA MERA
SAYAD KOI KAAM HOGA
BUS REQUEST H HAMESA K LYE
MERA NMBER UDA NA DENA

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Meri zindagi se dur ja raha hai koi,
aaj fir mere pyaar ka majak bana raha hai koi,
aye khuda thodi to akal de de unhey,
meri jaan apne saat le ja raha hai koi

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Pagal Hai Vo Log Jo, Ladakiyo Pe Marate Hai,
Unhe Miss Karte Hai,
Are Miss Karna Hi Hai To Maccharo Ko Karo ,
Jo Tum Ko Har Roj Raat Ko Kiss Karte Hai.....

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Mere Pyar ko Bewafai ka naam de gayi
Mere dil ko yado ka paigam degayi
Maine kaha mere dilme dard hai
To Idiot jate-jate

"Zandu Balm" Degayi

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Hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar,
tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar.

maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar,
tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kata murga samaj kar

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Katrina kaif crores mein kamati hai

Wah! wah!

Katrina kaif crores me kamati hai
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fir b 30 Rupay ka Pauwaa chhada k aa Jati He..

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Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai,
Jo na na karte huye bhi use
apni behan banata hai.

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Janeman aapki mahobbat mein,
Kya se kya haal ho gaya.
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai,
Nahaye huye saal ho gaya.

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Apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna,
Dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna,
Main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu,
Agar baarat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.

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Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke sath,
Hamne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke sath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke sath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke sath

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Marne pe hum dono ko jannat mile,
Yeh hava yeh bahar mile,
SMS karne mein kanjusi mat kar mere dost,
Pata nahi jannat mein signal mile ya na mile.

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Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJOOBA hai,
To kisi ke liye pyar ka EHSAS hai,
Hamare tumhare liye to BAKWAS hai,
Kyun ki ki roz badalti humari MUMTAZ hai.

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Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Wah.... wah..
Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Mai barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jae meri

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Jab macchar kate to mat hona 
pareshan wah wah.?
Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan,
Anjane m hi sahi tum kar to rahe raktdan

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Safar lamba he Dost banate rahiye
Dil mile n mile hath badhete rahiye
Taj n banaye costly padega
Har tarf Mumtaj banate rahiye

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Arz kiya h...................................!i! ♥
koi ladki hme thukra de to Gum nhi,
Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi,
Are us ladki ki maa ki......

kismat footi jiske damad hm nhi;

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Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab Atey Hen Tufan,
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate Hen Insan,
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib Paoge,
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao gy...

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Log ghazal likhte hain
dusron ka maal dekh kar,
Aur hum dard bhare gaane likhte
hain apna haal dekh kar.

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Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane.

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Muje jala dena, ya dafna dena,
Marte waqt ek ghoont beer pila dena,

Main tajmahal nahi mangta yaro,
Bas meri qabar pe ek girls hostel bana dena.

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Rab se dua katre hain ki mere dosto
ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile.
Aur jo mujhe mail nahin karte hain,
Unhe apni GIRLFRIEND se,
BAHAN jaisa pyaar mile.

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Mat kar dost hasino se mohabbat,
Kambakhat aankho se waar karti hai,
Maine teri wali ke aankho me jhank kar dekha,
Kamini mujhse bhi pyar karti hai!!

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School ke Dino me Pyar Hua
 Propose Kiya Letter Dekar
 Jawab Aaya Kitaab me Chupkar
 Kbi mulakat hui hi Nhi
 Qki Kitab Kbi hmne chui hi nahi

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Hum aapko khone nhi denge,
apne se juda kbi hone nhi denge,
aaj hi bhijwa rahe hai 10,000 macher,
jo raat bhar aapko sone nhi denge

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Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai
Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai
Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein
Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai

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Finaly hamara break up ho gaya hai......
Me&my

Books

Qki

Ham ek doosre ko samajh nahi paye

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Jal raha hai dil mera kyunki kal teri sagai hai,
Jal raha hai dil mera kyunki kal teri sagai hai;
Aur is jalte dil ko dekhke,
Uspe papad sekhne aai hai???

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Tujhe Chahkar aisa lag raha hai ki
Apni zindagi ka majak bana baitha hu,
teri yaad me ye haal hai mera ki,
nind me bhi jagta rahta hun.

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Phone K Rishte B Ajib Hote Hai.
Balance Rakhkar B Log Garib Hote h,

Khud To Msg krte Nhi Hai,

Muft K Msg Padhne K Kitne Shauqin Hote Hai.?

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Tao Arz KiYa Hai,
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se,
Wah wah
Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se
Are Wah wah!
Lenkin In Hasino Ko Kaun
Bachayega Ham Jaise Kaminooo seyyy!!!

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Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
 
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

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Accident hua , bahut bhid lag gayi,
sardar ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mila. 
sardar jor se chillaya hato ye mera baap hai.
bhid pichhe hati to dekha,
 
kutta mara pada tha!!!!!!!!

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Ist time ever introducing ‘Intelligent sardar’
Sardar:ye kela kitne ka hai?
Man:1 Rs only.
sardar:60ps me dega?
Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga.
sardar:ye le 40ps sirf kela de

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Matlab matlab se tumhe kya matlab
 wese to hum kisi ko bhi chaye
tumhe kya matlab wese to hum tumhe
bhi chate hai kisi matlab se warna tumhe
chane ka hamara kya matlab

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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jyada garib ho???????

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Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam
fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,
Khoon se likh diya har diwar pe Uska Naam,
 
Aur fir tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam,
Kyon Ki….
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“SPELLING MISTAKE THI”

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Har din ke sath saam hoti hai,
zendage ayese he tamam hoti hai,
marte hain Laila majnu isq me,
faltu me munne badnam hoti?

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Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
 Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele mein tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.

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Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle…..
…. bakri kha gayi

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zindgi bay hal hai.
sur hai na tall hai.
messege box b kangal hai.
kia aap ki sms factory main hartall hai.
yar kuch to behjo ye mery mobile
ki zindgi ka sawal hai……

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Khud ko kar kanjus itna ki..
 
Har sms bhejne se pehle..
 
Service center wale khud call kar k puche..
 
Bta sach me bheja hai ya galti se sent ho gya

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